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  • Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.
  • Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.
  • Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.
  • I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.
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