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“Oh, so you’re aiming for that ‘I will conquer the world’ vibe with your killer look, huh? 💼🔪 No wonder you give off such ‘sharp’ and ‘cutting-edge’ energy! Just make sure to channel that ambition into more socially acceptable activities, please. 😅 #AmbitiousYetApproachable”
When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.
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