Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Seems like I have the superpower of invoking love confessions! 💖💨 Beware, my charming presence can be quite intimidating. 😏 #LoveConfessionMagnet" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Are you gonna confess your undying love for me or what, bro? A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths. The world is in chaos, confess to your crush! I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive. When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.