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If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

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Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

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I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

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Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

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I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

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Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

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Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.

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Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

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I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

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$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

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It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

Reported on Telegram:

Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?

Just shared via Facebook:

Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

Going viral on Instagram:

If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

Broadcasted on YouTube:

That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

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Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

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Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

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Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

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Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

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I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

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Trending via WeChat:

I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.

Seen just now on Threads:

I like my bed more than I like most people.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Nothing says entitlement like a goose family crossing the road.

Making waves on Pinterest:

It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I’m not feeling very worky today.

Shared recently on Reddit:

If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

Trending via Twitch:

Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry.

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Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

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