A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppA micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile. If you love someone be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them dating someone else. Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away. Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away. Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.