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"A micromanager is like a gardener who trims away all the flowers and wonders why the garden looks bare 🌸🌿 Don't be surprised if your top talent decides to take a stroll to a more welcoming garden! 🚶‍♂️💼"

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“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

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Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

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Date idea: you tell me every thought you’ve ever had about me.

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I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov.

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2 months ago

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Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

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2 months ago

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Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.

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2 months ago

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You’ll pay good money to hear a comedian say something offensive, but when I say it for free, I’m the bad guy.

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I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

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Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

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There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

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At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

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Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

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I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

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At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

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Am I the only one who wonders why the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

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At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

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Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone.

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I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night.

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I don’t have any patience because it takes too long.

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I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

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I want to save money, but all I’m saving are memes.

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I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting.

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What if the universe wasn’t infinite or finite, but a secret third thing?

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Sorry if my posts have any typos, it’s because I’m driving.

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Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

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Love when job applications ask for my desired salary so I can choose between not being hired and being exploited for my work.

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If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

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Any room can be a bathroom if you hate the person who’s house you’re in.

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My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

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I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

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Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

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Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.

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A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.

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“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

Date idea: you tell me every thought you’ve ever had about me.

I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov.

Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.

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