A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.

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“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

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I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

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Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

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Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

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Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

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I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

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I wish I was mysterious, but unfortunately I just can’t keep my mouth shut.

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I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

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I’m the ick in fantastic.

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There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.