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They should invent a rest for the wicked.

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At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

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Asian girl at tech company: Wow, everyone here is so friendly.

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We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

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I’ve come to the conclusion that my guardian angel is very possessive about me.

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Another fine day ruined by waking up.

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Born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from.

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If she reads Bukowski, she’s not looking for love. She’s looking for someone who will ruin her creatively.

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Some should judge a little less and look at their lives a little more.

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So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

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She is both the storm and the shelter.

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I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.

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I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

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“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

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I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

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Using my one phone call to call Santa.

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The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

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My favorite color is sunshine.

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If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

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Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

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I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

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I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.

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The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

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If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

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The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

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Oh good. Another day.

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Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.

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I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

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When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

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I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

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A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.

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