After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who says you can't have it all? π Embracing those well-maintained wrinkles like a champ! πββοΈ Who needs a time machine when you've got anti-aging cream? π Wrinkles, but make it fashion! π " Related Funny Posts π€ The real anti-aging regimen is retaining your childlike wonder and whimsy. I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse. Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream. I used to work at McDonaldβs and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream. I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”