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All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

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Looks like this person really balcony-blocked themselves from making the right decisions! ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ˜‚ Maybe they should invest in a megaphone or a drone for some high-flying communication tactics! ๐Ÿ“ข๐Ÿš



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