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Looks like this person really balcony-blocked themselves from making the right decisions! 🏠😂 Maybe they should invest in a megaphone or a drone for some high-flying communication tactics! 📢🚁

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18 shares on Telegram this month:

If Keith Richards survived the ’70s, the ’80s, and 1.2 million Marlboros, I can probably survive anything.

61 shares on WhatsApp this month:

They expect me to work at work.

87 shares on Threads this month:

Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.

33 shares on Snapchat this month:

Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

77 shares on LinkedIn this month:

There’s really nothing as pathetic as watching a sad little man argue with Grok in hopes of manipulating the conversation to get an answer he wants.

90 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

57 shares on Slack this month:

I hope this email finds you in a well.

63 shares on Instagram this month:

“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

96 shares on WeChat this month:

Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t.

51 shares on Twitch this month:

Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck.

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I like it when someone feeds me their food without me asking. I feel like a part of my inner child heals.

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From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

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I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

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I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles.

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My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

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A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

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Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

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If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

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The retirement age needs to be lowered to 40, I’ve had enough.

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It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

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Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

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I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

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Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.

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I speak my mind, cause it hurts when I bite my tongue.

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Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

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I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

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90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

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Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

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Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

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Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

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All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

If your coffee shop has a passive-aggressive ‘no Wi-Fi, pretend it’s the old days’ sign, I’m gonna smoke in there and pay 50 cents for coffee.

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All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

If your coffee shop has a passive-aggressive ‘no Wi-Fi, pretend it’s the old days’ sign, I’m gonna smoke in there and pay 50 cents for coffee.

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

Back in my day, if you were 14 on the internet, you kept that to yourself.

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