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Looks like this person really balcony-blocked themselves from making the right decisions! 🏠😂 Maybe they should invest in a megaphone or a drone for some high-flying communication tactics! 📢🚁

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I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

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If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer.

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I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

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The inner child in me is open-mouth coughing on the inner child in you.

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They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

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If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money?

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My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I will eventually be able to get back in the bed.

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How do couples who live together get anything done? I wouldn’t leave my bed if my girlfriend was in it.

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People think I forgot the shit they said. Ain’t no expiration date on disrespect.

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Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

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I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

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If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

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Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

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The week be like Mooonnnday, Tueeesday, Weeeeednesday, Thuuuuursday, FriSatSun

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My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

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Women love asking you questions about the movie you both are watching.

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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

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People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

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Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

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I’m one group chat away from vanishing into the woods to befriend forest creatures.

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There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.

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Solitude never hits you with unsolicited opinions.

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Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

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In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

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Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

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Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.

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I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

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My favorite part of adulting is borrowing money from myself and paying myself back.

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I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.

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And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

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All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

I need a leaf blower, but for people.

Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

That uncle who kept his distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense to you as you get older.

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All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

Keep the laugh going 😂

The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

I need a leaf blower, but for people.

Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

That uncle who kept his distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense to you as you get older.

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