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Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?

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Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

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I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

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I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

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I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

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Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

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I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

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Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

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Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

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That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.