CHICAGO—In a groundbreaking culinary assertion, local man Greg Daniels announced Thursday that “ramen is just anime spaghetti,” igniting heated discussions among pasta enthusiasts. “It’s like someone added a plot twist to my fettuccine,” Daniels mused, defending his statement at a local food court.

Amidst uproar, noodle experts debated the ramifications of Daniels’ declaration. “This could redefine genres,” lamented Julian Carbo, president of Pasta Purists Anonymous. “Does soy sauce compete with marinara now?”

Despite criticism, Daniels plans to unveil what he calls ‘Manga Macaroni.’ He envisions a world where viewers delve into a deep, thematic porridge alongside entire seasons of classic anime. “Get ready for soba-soaked soap operas,” he stated excitedly, twirling noodles like animation cells.