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- I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.
- When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.
- I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.
- 50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.
- Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.
