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Having a crush should be considered a form of self-harm.

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I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

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Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

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Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

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Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

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The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

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You know Santa isn’t real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM.

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When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”

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Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?

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My red flag is that I don’t make playlists on Spotify. I just add every song I’ve ever liked to the ‘Liked Songs’ playlist and shuffle that, like an iPod.

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Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

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Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

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I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.

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Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.

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Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn’t a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth.

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An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.

Having a crush should be considered a form of self-harm.

Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

The female rage of having so much to say but refusing to say it, cause their emotional intelligence is too low for them to comprehend it.

I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

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Pursuing an academic career is like thinking the stripper loves you.

You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

Sorry for zoning out, bro. It’s just, I’ve been having a bad day for several years.

The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.

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I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass.

A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.

I personally get offended when rain is referred to as “bad weather.”

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You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

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Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

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