And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp#and #once #again #my #day #begins #without #a #red #carpet #guys #im #really #disappointed #in #you #funnyquote #funnyquotes Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby. Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you. There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both. Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome. Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.