Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

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Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

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I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.

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I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

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So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

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Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

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Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

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Slowly descending into madness. Anyone want anything?

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Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life.

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Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

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Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.