Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.
  • How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?
  • Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.
  • You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.
  • If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”
  • Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.