Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am. Posted on6 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppApparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club. Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club. I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor. You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.