Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.
  • You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.
  • I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.
  • I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.
  • If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.
  • Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.