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Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

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What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

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Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

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Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

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I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

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Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

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Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

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I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

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Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

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If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

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I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

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Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

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Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

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On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

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Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

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Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

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Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

Breaking via Snapchat:

My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

Reported on Instagram:

Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

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Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.

Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

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Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

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Ah, autumn – the season of cozy perfection! 🍂🍵 Nothing quite like summer, but with a touch of warmth and comfort wrapped around you like a snuggly blanket. It's like adding a cozy upgrade to your movie-watching game! 🎥✨ So grab that tea, that blanket, and queue up those movies – it's time to autumn-away in style! 🍁💖

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Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

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Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

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Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

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Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

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Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

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I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

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The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.

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People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

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It’s not you. Just the things you say, think, and do.

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I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist.

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“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

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I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks.

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Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

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Muting morons is good for your health.

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I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

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I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

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