Trendy Funny Quotes

  • As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.
  • A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.
  • That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.
  • Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.
  • The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.
  • Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.