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Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?

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Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

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“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

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I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

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If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

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Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade.

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Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

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My kids have been joking for weeks about a new Pokémon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.

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“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

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A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”