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"Being a social worker is like being a magician with the world's worst tricks – dealing with people and being social… 🧙‍♂️😅 Maybe they should add 'master of patience' to the job requirements!"

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I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

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A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

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Americans are funny, man. “It’s 72 degrees outside.” Bro, I don’t speak oven.

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Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

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I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

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Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

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The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

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I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

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I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

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Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minutes when I can’t find my wallet.

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The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager.

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Somebody somewhere today don’t know it’s their last day with all 10 fingers.

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Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

Americans are funny, man. “It’s 72 degrees outside.” Bro, I don’t speak oven.

Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

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Life so stupid, I just want a burger and to be held.

It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balcony, even though I want to as well.

I love all the Winter Olympic events, sliding downhill on a piece of wood, sliding downhill on two pieces of wood, sliding downhill in a piece of wood. All amazing.

At first I’m shy, then I’m a podcast.

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It’s not fair when attractive people are also good at things.

Right before rock bottom, you’ll have a city builder game on your phone.

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever taken an afternoon nap on the couch?

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Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.

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The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

The day your kids stop waking up early on the weekend is the same day your body stops letting you sleep in.

In every imagination I have pictured myself in, I’m never poor.

If a man says “I don’t deserve you,” believe him. Because he is about to show you why.

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I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

Americans are funny, man. “It’s 72 degrees outside.” Bro, I don’t speak oven.

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