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Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

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Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

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I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.

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It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

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I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

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If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

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You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

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When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.

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Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

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I’ll be home for Christmas, because that’s where I live.