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"Being a social worker is like being a magician with the world's worst tricks – dealing with people and being social… 🧙‍♂️😅 Maybe they should add 'master of patience' to the job requirements!"

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Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.

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Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

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I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

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They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

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A guy waited exactly 3 days to text me. Someone’s been studying the ancient scrolls of 1980s dating advice.

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I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

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29 shares on Messenger this month:

Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

71 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.

32 shares on WhatsApp this month:

All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

62 shares on Telegram this month:

Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

26 shares on Facebook this month:

How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

54 shares on Facebook this month:

When the job market is so bad that you’re going to follow your dreams instead.

30 shares on X this month:

Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

66 shares on Reddit this month:

I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets.

74 shares on Twitch this month:

The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

40 shares on Reddit this month:

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

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Scooby Doo was a woke-ass show. Every villain was just a landlord trying to scare people off their property so they could sell it.

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Girl, whatever you’re going through right now, as long as you’re not pregnant, you’re gonna be fine.

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Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

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Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

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“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

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Getting ghosted by someone who bothered you in the first place is crazy.

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Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say, “Don’t waste electricity!”

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Breaking via Threads:

In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

Just shared via Discord:

IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Sex is fine, but have you ever completed every single thing on your to-do list?

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

Just landed via Slack:

Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Being single only sucks when you’re a little drunk and really want to flirt.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.

Just shared via Facebook:

I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

Spreading quickly via X:

In the 80s, you could literally shrink your kids with a shrink-ray, and your wife wouldn’t divorce you. I’m pretty sure I saw a documentary film about it.

Going viral on Slack:

I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

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Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

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Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.

Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

A guy waited exactly 3 days to text me. Someone’s been studying the ancient scrolls of 1980s dating advice.

I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

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