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The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

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“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

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Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

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69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

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Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

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Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

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