Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is. Posted on4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs the sun to dictate our schedule when we have blackout curtains? 😎⏰ No sunlight, no problem! The power of sleep and darkness compels us! 😂🌚 #SleepGoals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Blackout curtains are dangerous, because it’s 1 p.m. outside and 1 a.m. in here. What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains. I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended. Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all. I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.