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  • The existence of raw sexuality implies the existence of medium sexuality, but also well-done sexuality.
  • Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”
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