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67 shares on WeChat this month:

Your 20s should be spent nervously sitting on the edge of the bed with rigid posture.

70 shares on TikTok this month:

Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

94 shares on YouTube this month:

I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

70 shares on Pinterest this month:

I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

81 shares on TikTok this month:

It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

72 shares on YouTube this month:

$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

65 shares on X this month:

My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.

21 shares on LinkedIn this month:

There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.

59 shares on Telegram this month:

Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?

11 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

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My most boomer belief is that you can often get a malfunctioning appliance to work again by slapping it.

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Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!

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Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

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Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

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The older I get, the more I realize how much I love being at home, doing nothing.

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The problem with relationships these days is you don’t know if you’re the one being cheated on, or cheated with.

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I avoid drama by being unpopular.

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I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

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Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

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I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

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Cinderella had one night out, and it changed her life. I had one night out, and it changed my credit score.

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My social circle is so small that when the phone rings, I know it’s scammers.

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Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

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It’s amazing how much I accomplish around the house right before someone is coming over.

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Wishing I could hit snooze on life’s alarm clock!

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Living alone is so dumb, you’ll be asking your pets if they’ve seen your phone, and those lazy bastards never know.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

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Single bells, single bells, single all the way. Oh, what fun it is to watch those couples fight all day, yay!

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“I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine

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Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

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‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes.

Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.

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‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes.

Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.

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