Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.
  • Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
  • I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.
  • I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.
  • I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.
  • If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt.