‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

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Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.

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Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

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Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

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Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

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Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.

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My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

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I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

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This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.

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My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.

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I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.