Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping. Posted on1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Trying to escape reality like a boss 😎🚪🔒 Who needs freedom when you've got cozy solitude inside an escape room? 🤷♂️ #ProfessionalEscapist" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea. An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck! Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me. If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth. An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.