Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

Commentary:
“Trying to escape reality like a boss 😎🚪🔒 Who needs freedom when you’ve got cozy solitude inside an escape room? 🤷‍♂️ #ProfessionalEscapist”

, , , , , , , , ,
New funny quotes →
Follow us on Facebook →

Advertisement

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

    Commentary:
    “Oh, dear ghosts, no need to be just lazy specters – put those supernatural skills to good use and help with the cleaning! 👻🧹 Who knew haunting could include some housekeeping duties! 😄”

  • Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

    Commentary:
    “Breakups may be tough, but have you ever eagerly awaited a food delivery, only for it to arrive and look nothing like what you expected? 🍔😔 #foodieproblems #heartbreakoverhangry”

  • I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

    Commentary:
    “Embrace your crazy side! It’s what makes you uniquely awesome 🤪✨ Just remember to take a break in ‘normalville’ every now and then for a breather 😂👌”

  • If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a Sighclops.

    Commentary:
    Oh, the legendary creature known for its incredible ability to express exasperation with just one eye open! 🙄 It’s a rare sight to behold, the majestic Sighclops wandering through the realms of boredom and indifference. A true icon of mythological sighing power! 😂🧛‍♂️ #SighGoals

  • I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.

    Commentary:
    Well, timing is everything with Kanye – it’s like catching a shooting star 🌠 in a bottle of Yeezy magic ✨. Just make sure you’re in sync with his vibe du jour, and you might just hit the jackpot 💰. Just don’t ask during a Taylor Swift rant 😉.

  • If I ever go missing, promise me that you won’t put my weight on the poster.

    Commentary:
    “Sure, just describe me as ‘Last seen at the fridge’ instead 🍔🍟😄 #MissingNotLost”