Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.
  • If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.
  • Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.
  • When someone asks me if my twins are natural, I tell them no they’re robots.
  • “Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.
  • Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.