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By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you…

By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you…

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"By the authority of Facebook, the mighty unfriender and restrictor, let this virtual drama unfold! 💥💔💩 Who knew social media could have such dramatic power plays? Stay tuned for the next episode of 'Friendship Frenzy!' 😂👋"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged butt, Facebook, humor, i, kiss, me, media, power, relationship, restricted, social, social media, unfriended on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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