By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt. Posted onSep 22, 2023Oct 11, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppBy the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit. Grab your own butt! Love yourself! Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing. A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking. I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.