Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.
  • My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.
  • Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”
  • My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.
  • I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes.
  • When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.