By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

Commentary:
"By the authority of Facebook, the mighty unfriender and restrictor, let this virtual drama unfold! πŸ’₯πŸ’”πŸ’© Who knew social media could have such dramatic power plays? Stay tuned for the next episode of 'Friendship Frenzy!' πŸ˜‚πŸ‘‹"