By the time my CVS receipt finished printing, I was eligible for another prescription refill.

By the time my CVS receipt finished printing, I was eligible for another prescription refill.

Commentary:
"Who knew CVS receipts were training for the Olympics in length?! 🏅💸 At this rate, you'll have enough paper to wallpaper your house before you even get your next refill! 😂 #CVSReceiptsForDays"

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