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The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

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If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

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My body is a “wonder what happened” land.

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“You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!

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Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

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My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

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90 shares on WeChat this month:

In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

27 shares on Slack this month:

38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

57 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I can still drop it like it’s hot. It’s just a lot harder to pick it back up.

69 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I love men with a provider fetish.

38 shares on Snapchat this month:

Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

61 shares on YouTube this month:

Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

68 shares on Facebook this month:

A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

76 shares on Facebook this month:

Getting a wax is wild, like you really just be bust open talking to the lady like it’s nothing.

13 shares on X this month:

People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.

83 shares on Reddit this month:

Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

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For Halloween, I will be okay.

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The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

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I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

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Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

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If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.

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It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”

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The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

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My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

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“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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Breaking via Threads:

Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

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I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

Making waves on Instagram:

I want to text this person, but I need to have shame and self-respect.

Making waves on Pinterest:

The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.

Just landed via Reddit:

Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

Going viral on TikTok:

At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.

Trending via Threads:

That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

Trending via Reddit:

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

Seen just now on Threads:

My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

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Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

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The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

My body is a “wonder what happened” land.

“You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!

Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

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