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Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

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DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

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That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

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I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

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The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

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The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

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Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

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When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

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If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

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God’s plan for me is super weird so far.