Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.
  • I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.
  • I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.
  • Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.
  • I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.
  • Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!