Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

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I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

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It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

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People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

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Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

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I highly recommend having hobbies. It distracts you from things like falling in love.

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Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

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I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.