Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something? Commentary:Cashier: Did you find everything? 🛒 Me: Did you hide something? 🤔💸 Looks like my shopping skills are on point! 😉 #shoppingadventures Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again. Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out. The cashier said, “Have a good day,” but she doesn’t mean it. Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode. If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?