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Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.

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You used to calm me on my cell phone!

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Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

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Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

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The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

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Beer is Narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams.

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Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

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Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

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Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.

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“I’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”