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Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

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Toxic girlfriend who goes through her boyfriend’s calculator app and asks why he’s doing the equations he’s doing.

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Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

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I can’t keep up anymore. Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your life.

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I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

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I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

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Be the reason someone burns sage.

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According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

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Being an adult feels like, “If I can just get through this week, I’ll be okay,” but it’s every damn week.

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For Christmas, I’d like to be understood.

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A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

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Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

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If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.

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A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

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It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

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Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

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Have you ever apologized to your car after you hit a pothole?

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I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.

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This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

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Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

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My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

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Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

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That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

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Descibe your boobs only using a picture of them.

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I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

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One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

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Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

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You ever cleaned a room in your house so good that you walked out… just to walk back in to see your work?

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God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all.

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Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

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The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

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Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

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Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.

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The sexual tension between me and the person I’m not supposed to have any sexual tension with.

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Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

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This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

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