Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

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I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

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I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

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Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

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I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

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Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

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Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

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90s scientists: we cloned a sheep! we landed a robot on Mars! Scientists today: for the last time, the Earth is *round*.

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They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

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“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?

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We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.