Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet sound of silence and the soothing aroma of coffee brewing, all whilst basking in the glory of being the only one awake! It's like a private party for your taste buds! 
Who needs a crowd when you have coffee as your loyal companion in the early morning hours?"
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