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Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

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Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

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More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

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People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

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Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

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Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

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I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

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I have a very particular set of useless skills.

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Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.