Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030. Funny Quotes August 12, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCoke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars. I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations. It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to. The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes. The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.