Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030. Posted on1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like Coke Zero is playing the long game with its ambitious plan to rid the world of fizzy drinks by 2030 🥤🚫 Better stock up on your favorite sodas now before they disappear into the fizz-tory books! 😄" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go! Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars. I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations. Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat? Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.