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Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

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If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

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I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me.

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I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

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Name a better duo than sad and depressed.

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Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

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I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

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Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

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Everyone is getting idioter.

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I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.