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Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

Post-standing clarity is like, damn, I could have been sitting this whole time.

Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

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