Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.
  • People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”
  • My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.
  • That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.
  • Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?
  • AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.