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Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

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I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

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I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

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Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

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Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

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Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

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I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

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By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

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Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

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Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.