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37 shares on Threads this month:

I find pleasure in closing tabs in my wife’s brain. This worry… done. That task… complete.

88 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The angel and devil on my shoulders are both completely fed up with me.

57 shares on Pinterest this month:

Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

64 shares on YouTube this month:

Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

90 shares on Facebook this month:

Life update: it’s getting worse.

46 shares on X this month:

Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

97 shares on Twitch this month:

I once made a joke to a coworker, and she said, “It was the funniest thing I ever said,” and suggested I post it. It got 10 likes.

53 shares on Twitch this month:

At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

93 shares on Snapchat this month:

Twitter is basically like a mental institution where everyone thinks they’re the sane one, and everybody else is crazy.

54 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

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You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

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Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

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Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

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Before social media, you had to actively go out and find crazy people.

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The worst part about re-watching Home Alone is you just know Kevin’s parents bought this house for like $250K.

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There’s nothing scarier than sneezing with a full cup of coffee in your hand.

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You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

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No more ragebaiting around me, please. Let’s try joybaiting, perhaps even lovebaiting.

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You don’t scare me, I was married once.

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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well.

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If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

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I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

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Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

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All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.

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4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!

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That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

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Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

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My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

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Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

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Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?

Working as a 911 operator but hanging up when someone starts screaming because I’m an empath, and it overwhelms me.

Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.

My love language is caffeine and being left alone until I’m kind again.

My skin has so much oil, I’m surprised countries aren’t fighting over who controls it.

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Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?

Keep the laugh going 😂

Babe, you have to believe me. I followed that porn star because I like her political views.

Working as a 911 operator but hanging up when someone starts screaming because I’m an empath, and it overwhelms me.

Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.

My love language is caffeine and being left alone until I’m kind again.

My skin has so much oil, I’m surprised countries aren’t fighting over who controls it.

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