Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart. Posted on6 days ago6 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Feeling like the human embodiment of a needy, jealous cat 🐱🚫 Friendship monogamy only for this one! 😂 #FriendingForeverAlone" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong. You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends. Adult friendships are difficult. The people I get on best with never want to leave the house either. Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners. Socks try to be monogamous but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.