Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don't talk to me, it hurts my heart.

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“Feeling like the human embodiment of a needy, jealous cat 🐱🚫 Friendship monogamy only for this one! 😂 #FriendingForeverAlone”

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