Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Feeling like the human embodiment of a needy, jealous cat π±π« Friendship monogamy only for this one! π #FriendingForeverAlone" Related Funny Posts π€ If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong. Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later. Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners. You canβt spell fries without friends. I guess what Iβm saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends. Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.