Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other fr… Commentary:"Feeling like the human embodiment of a needy, jealous cat 🐱🚫 Friendship monogamy only for this one! 😂 #FriendingForeverAlone" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners. Socks try to be monogamous but most end up either single or having multiple different partners. Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.” I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware. Adult friendships are difficult. The people I get on best with never want to leave the house either.