Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

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Just googled “insanity” over and over but was expecting different results.

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If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

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I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

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The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

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I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

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Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

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Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

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Desperately seeking my soul, mate.

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I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.