Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCurrently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong. You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends. Adult friendships are difficult. The people I get on best with never want to leave the house either. Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster. Socks try to be monogamous but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.