Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Hey there! Are you Black Friday, because you've got me feeling like I need to fight through crowds just to uncover your irresistible discounts! 💸🛍️ #SavageSavings" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%. Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside. I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black. Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii. I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.
