Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

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Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

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I’m brave but not “order something different from the restaurant menu” kind of brave.

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“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

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Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

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One day my sanity went out for smokes and never came back.

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Drive like no one is watching.

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Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.