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I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.

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Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

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I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.

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My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

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Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

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I don’t always whoop, but when I do, there it is.

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I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

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Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.

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It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

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I have tasted sending long paragraphs, and I have tasted saying OK. I highly recommend saying OK.

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I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

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The best part of getting older? I can wake up on my day off, without an alarm, at the same time my alarm would go off.

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Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

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I’m tired of things costing money.

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Facing my uncle’s dreaded lightning bolt attack at the Thanksgiving dinner table.

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The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

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My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress.

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All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.

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Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

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No parenting book prepares you for the stank of your kid’s soccer bag.

Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.

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They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

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When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

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It sucks that the reward for being responsible, is just a bunch of new responsibilities.

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Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

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Taking a Hooters waitress on a date to a different Hooters on her night off.

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Taylor Swift should write a song about when your sleeves keep rolling down every time you wash the dishes.

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I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

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Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

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Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

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I tried selling my soul to the devil, and he said no.

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I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.

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Your problems are neither sexual nor spiritual, they are gastrointestinal.

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My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

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Don’t underestimate your white tee and denim jeans.

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I think every app should, by law, let you deactivate all of its short-form video content.

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If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

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I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time!

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A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

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Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?

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I’ve learned the best way to find something that I’ve lost is to buy a replacement one, to make the lost one spontaneously appear.

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Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

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I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

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My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

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Welcome to your 40s. You’re home from the party before you used to go out for the party in your 20s.

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Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.

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I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

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Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

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Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

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If rich people aren’t upset after an election, then we have failed.

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Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

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Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.

Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

I am absolutely unstoppable, unless it’s a bit rainy.

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Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

I am absolutely unstoppable, unless it’s a bit rainy.

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