Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.

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Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

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My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

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Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

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Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

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You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

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Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

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Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

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I love you to the refrigerator and back.

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Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.