Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries. Commentary:"Who needs groceries when you can have a full tank of gas to drive away from your hunger pains? 🚗💨 #GasIsTheNewGroceries" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine. They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes! My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money. The easiest diet is lack of money. You don’t have to do anything. Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.
