Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries. Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs groceries when you can have a full tank of gas to drive away from your hunger pains? 🚗💨 #GasIsTheNewGroceries" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes! I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine. I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it. Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money? Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?
