Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.

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You know you’re getting old when you get mad at some random car parked outside your house.

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I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

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I need to go back to Friday. I want to do my weekend differently.

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Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

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Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

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Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

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Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

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In case no one told you today. I’m beautiful.