Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.
  • The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager.
  • Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.
  • If only my teeth were as white as my legs.
  • Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.
  • Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.