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"If only we could all carry around a 'handsome' and 'ugly' meter to determine the difference between a flirt and harassment. Until then, let's just stick to good old-fashioned respect and common sense, shall we?"

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Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

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Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

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When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

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Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

It-is-what-it-is-ing my way through the collapse of civilization.

We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

There’s no way you could go all the way through the desert on a horse with no name, you’d have named it by the end.

My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

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I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass.

Sometimes I watch people do their jobs, and I’m like, damn, you might benefit from a little imposter syndrome, actually.

“Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.

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We can’t use nicknames at work anymore, and I blame Teletubby.

Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen?

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I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.

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Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

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It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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