Do we barbecue with women or without salad?

Do we barbecue with women or without salad?

Commentary:
“Ah, the age-old dilemma: do we sizzle with the ladies as the main course or keep it light with some leafy greens? 🥩🥗 It’s a tough choice, but either way, just make sure the grill is hot and the drinks are cold! 🍔🍻”

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