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When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.

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Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

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The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

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Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?

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You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.

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It’s so hot to me when a man has a poorly run Instagram account.

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I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

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Buying something nice for myself, cuz today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today.

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You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

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I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.