Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.
  • I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.
  • The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.
  • Going viral on X is like winning a lotto during the apocalypse.
  • Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
  • I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.