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If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

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Does everyone have that one colleague at work who puts you in a bad mood just by looking at them?

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I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

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Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

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Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

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It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

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Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

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Enjoy the time between diapers!

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I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

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I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

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I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

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I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

Just landed via WeChat:

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

Freshly posted on X:

Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

Live now on WhatsApp:

I think God was high when he made me.

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I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

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Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

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You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

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Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.

Do you remember when you looked through binoculars upside down and everyone was really far away? That was nice.

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Do you remember when you looked through binoculars upside down and everyone was really far away? That was nice.

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Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

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I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.

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The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

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It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them.

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Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

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Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

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Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

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If I’m ever the problem, you’re the reason.

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I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

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The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start.

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Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

Shared recently on Discord:

I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

Just landed via Instagram:

Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

Spreading quickly via Threads:

God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

Making waves on YouTube:

I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

Making waves on Instagram:

Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

Just landed via Telegram:

Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

Live now on Facebook:

I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

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