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Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

To save money, you really just gotta stay at home.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

Not to brag, but I drove and found a place I was looking for without turning down my music today.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

Worst feeling is playing a game and having nobody to talk to about it.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

I just borrowed some money from a cash app, now I’m about to uninstall it.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

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Just shared via Reddit:

I’m doing pretty good for someone who rarely has a clue.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

Going viral on Discord:

Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

Trending via Telegram:

I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.

Trending via X:

Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

Going viral on Pinterest:

My Wi-Fi is stronger than my will to socialize.

Spotted on Reddit:

Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.

Seen just now on WeChat:

75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

Going viral on X:

I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

Do you remember when you looked through binoculars upside down and everyone was really far away? That was nice.

3 weeks ago

Playful quote about upside-down binoculars making everything seem distant and funny.

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Ah, the good old days of childhood simplicity – when flipping binoculars was the closest thing to teleportation! 👀🔄 Distance felt so distant, yet so close, like a sneaky spy peeking at a world of miniatures. Those were the days! 🕵️‍♂️🌎 #UpsideDownAdventures

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58 shares on Telegram this month:

Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.

14 shares on Twitch this month:

The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?

52 shares on X this month:

The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

40 shares on Reddit this month:

I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

74 shares on Instagram this month:

Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

40 shares on TikTok this month:

If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

78 shares on Pinterest this month:

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

84 shares on Messenger this month:

An electric car is just another electric chair.

82 shares on Reddit this month:

The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

86 shares on Slack this month:

November doesn’t have afternoons. It’s just morning until 2 p.m., then night.

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16 folks are currently checking 👀

A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I only squeak when I’m squoken to.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Never underestimate my ability to effortlessly make something more difficult than it needs to be.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

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Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober.

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Born to hate people. Somehow ended up in customer service.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!

12 folks are currently checking 👀

How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

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If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

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If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…”, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

Giant-sized bag of candy: I’m resealable. Me: That won’t be necessary.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

I hope “be the light you want to see in the world” doesn’t refer to Molotov Cocktails.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

I might be late to a lot of places, but the airport is not one of them.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog listens.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Discord:

“I’m fluent in creating worst-case scenarios in my head.”

Trending via TikTok:

Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.

Live now on X:

Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?

Breaking via Discord:

Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

Breaking via YouTube:

I was going to go for a run, then realized I could just run my mouth on here.

Making waves on Telegram:

Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I love a touchy-feely man. Like, yes, please keep your hands on me.

Making waves on Threads:

Unfortunately, I could never be nonchalant because I am not well in the head, and also my soul is on fire.

Going viral on X:

Donnie Darko was also ahead of its time because the guy’s haunted by a giant Labubu.

Going bananas on X:

I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

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