Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

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How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

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Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.

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Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

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Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

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I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

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Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

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Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

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If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

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Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

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My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.