Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

76 shares on Pinterest this month:

Trust me; this is the second millennium I’ve lived in.

47 shares on Pinterest this month:

I really don’t care what happens to me romantically anymore.

71 shares on TikTok this month:

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

76 shares on Reddit this month:

I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

35 shares on Telegram this month:

Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

23 shares on Telegram this month:

Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

22 shares on Discord this month:

For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

15 shares on Instagram this month:

I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.

59 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

21 shares on Messenger this month:

Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.