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Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

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Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

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The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

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Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

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It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

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It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

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This year, the feliz is not navidading.

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Thank God they have medical marijuana in this state. I need it for my joints.

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If you see me in public, it’s AI.

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Having a low-quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

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James Bond really accurately predicted that the biggest threat to life on Earth is super-rich businessmen, whose money didn’t make them happy, and now their hobby is destroying the world.

Going bananas on Threads:

I’ve disappointed better people.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

Spotted on Twitch:

You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

Spotted on Slack:

My brain is 80% song lyrics.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

Breaking via Threads:

I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

Live now on Snapchat:

Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

4 weeks ago

Humorous text questioning hell's Wi-Fi access, playful and witty in tone.

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"Well, if it does, I hope the password is 'eternaldamnation123'! 🤣🔥📶"

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You don’t see guys traveling around on those seesaw-type push carts on railroad tracks anymore.

17 shares on Twitch this month:

Went for a run this morning. That bee was huge!

61 shares on Threads this month:

Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

55 shares on YouTube this month:

Why is 4-8 p.m. on a Sunday the most depressing time ever?

58 shares on YouTube this month:

I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.

94 shares on Slack this month:

I talk to one guy, and he wants to break my heart. I talk to five guys, and they all wanna take me seriously.

59 shares on Facebook this month:

I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

66 shares on Discord this month:

Single introverts be like, “If it’s meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room.”

95 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Nudes are outdated. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

41 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

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TMZ will find out you’re dead before you do.

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What are cats even trying to do?

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Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

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We really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

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Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

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Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

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Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

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I’ve got a headache, and it’s affecting my entire future.

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One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m dumb.

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All quiet on the frontal lobe.

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I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

Making waves on Telegram:

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

Just landed via Facebook:

Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

Going viral on Twitch:

I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

Going bananas on Discord:

I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

Just landed via Telegram:

Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

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ADHD is: being pretty good at basically anything you want to be, and absolutely terrible at anything you need to do to live.

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Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

In the 80s, you could literally shrink your kids with a shrink-ray, and your wife wouldn’t divorce you. I’m pretty sure I saw a documentary film about it.

If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

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Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

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Anybody else not stopped farting this evening? Asking for a friend.

In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

In the 80s, you could literally shrink your kids with a shrink-ray, and your wife wouldn’t divorce you. I’m pretty sure I saw a documentary film about it.

If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

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