Trendy Funny Quotes

  • As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.
  • I believe in annoyed at first sight.
  • Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.
  • I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.
  • I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.
  • Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.