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Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

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I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

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My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.

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Hate when I have to be mean. Why would you push a sweet girl this far?

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If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

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God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

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Having a crush on someone as an adult feels like a humiliation ritual.

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Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

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I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

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I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.

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Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

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A garlic a day keeps people away.

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Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

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Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

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If you relate to me, get some help!

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At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I would just go.

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‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

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I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

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First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

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Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.

Hate when I have to be mean. Why would you push a sweet girl this far?

If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

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My keys fell in the snow, and now they’re gone forever — time to start a new life under a new name in a warmer climate.

Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

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Life is really sucking the life out of me.

Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story? One day, you will be able to do whatever you want, and you will choose to stay home alone.

Just in case you don’t know, it’s “piqued” your interest, not “peaked”.

My only goal in life is to never end up on a Netflix documentary.

Television is better for you than phone. It is like vaping vs smoking.

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“Do something with your life.” Um, I am. Have you heard of a little thing called squandering?

Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.

Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

You’ll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love.

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No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

Ah, the magical land of Monday—the gift that keeps not giving!

Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

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