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“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

Commentary:
"Well, maybe they just wanted to stab in style? 🤷‍♂️ Or perhaps they were promoting a double-edged approach to conflict resolution! 🔪💥 Just hoping nobody shows up with a cannon next time! 🤣"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bayonet, bring, explain, fight, gun, humor, irony, knife, logic, me, okay, weapons on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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