“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Well, maybe they just wanted to stab in style? 🤷♂️ Or perhaps they were promoting a double-edged approach to conflict resolution! 🔪💥 Just hoping nobody shows up with a cannon next time! 🤣" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight. I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.” I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons. Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife. To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.