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"Don't sweat it if you stumble at the start! Remember, even the master artist himself needed a whole lot of chapels before he got it right! 🎨✨ #PracticeMakesPerfect"

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99 shares on Telegram this month:

People will scroll on their phones for 6 hours a day and wonder how other people can watch a movie every day.

47 shares on Reddit this month:

I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

21 shares on X this month:

I need a new hobby that costs zero dollars and takes up 100% of my free time. So far, all I’ve come up with is mowing the lawn.

97 shares on Threads this month:

I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”

40 shares on Threads this month:

Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

93 shares on X this month:

I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

33 shares on Messenger this month:

Can’t. Inventing new things to worry about.

43 shares on TikTok this month:

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

57 shares on Facebook this month:

My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics, but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrectly.

53 shares on Telegram this month:

Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

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Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

“I’m disgusted by how many of you still use Spotify. I use a fair trade, ethically conscientious mom-and-pop platform called Apple Music.”

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

Main difference between me and my jokes is that folks don’t laugh at my jokes.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

Just let your girlfriend be crazy, like who cares, bro.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

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Live now on Instagram:

“You never reply to messages.” I am just one person, okay? I am understaffed.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

Broadcasted on Telegram:

“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

Making waves on X:

The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

Just shared via Instagram:

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

Just landed via Threads:

“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

Breaking via Instagram:

I’m saving money on rent by moving into an abandoned cobweb.

Going viral on TikTok:

“You look nervous” Thanks, I’ve been practicing my whole life.

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Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

I must retire to my chambers about this.

You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’

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Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I must retire to my chambers about this.

You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

My trauma is between me and this bartender. The rest of you, mind your business.

I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’

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