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Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

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Me: I have a cut under my fingernail. Universe: Excellent, I will send you an unusually high number of encounters with citrus fruit.

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Googling symptoms until you cry.

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Old age is always 15 years older than I am.

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I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.

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I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

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72 shares on Twitch this month:

Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

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Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

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You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?

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Please pray for our son, who had to unload the dishwasher when “he just did this yesterday, and he’s tired.”

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Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

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My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.

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The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.

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My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

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I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

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People moaning and making noise over food makes me so livid I can’t keep it in.

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Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

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I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

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I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.

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You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

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Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

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If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

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Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

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People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

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I’m already ready to clock out from work tomorrow.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

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Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

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Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

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I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

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Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

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My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

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Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

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The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

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If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.

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Slowly descending into madness. Anyone want anything?

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Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

Me: I have a cut under my fingernail. Universe: Excellent, I will send you an unusually high number of encounters with citrus fruit.

Googling symptoms until you cry.

Old age is always 15 years older than I am.

I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.

I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

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