Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

Don't feel bad if you don't succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

Commentary:
“Don’t sweat it if you stumble at the start! Remember, even the master artist himself needed a whole lot of chapels before he got it right! 🎨✨ #PracticeMakesPerfect”

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  • Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

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  • If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

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