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"Don't sweat it if you stumble at the start! Remember, even the master artist himself needed a whole lot of chapels before he got it right! 🎨✨ #PracticeMakesPerfect"

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Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

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I had bad luck with women twice. The first left me, the second stayed.

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Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.

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Single, not sure how to mingle.

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Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg, we should totally start a pamphlet”

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Having to pee really puts things into perspective. Like, OK, none of this matters.

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Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

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“23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events.

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I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

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Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

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I want to text this person, but I need to have shame and self-respect.

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Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

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Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

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iPad PR is so crazy because you think you absolutely need one until you get it.

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Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

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I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

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The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.

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Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

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I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

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It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

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Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

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This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch.

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One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

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My fantasy is having two men at once. One cooking, one cleaning.

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It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

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Not gonna lie, toddlers absolutely nailed it with naps, buttered noodles, and rejecting authority.

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Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

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I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

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Stretching isn’t enough. I need to be able to disassemble my body like Legos.

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Dear Aliens, Now would be a good time. Thanks!

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When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

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I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

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There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

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Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

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I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.

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Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

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Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

I had bad luck with women twice. The first left me, the second stayed.

Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.

Single, not sure how to mingle.

Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg, we should totally start a pamphlet”

Having to pee really puts things into perspective. Like, OK, none of this matters.

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