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Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.

Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.

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Well, well, well, it seems this person is only accepting the most essential conversations! 🥪 Better be prepared with two slices of bread and some cured pork before attempting to engage with them. Who knew a ham sandwich could be the key to unlocking intriguing discussions? 🤔😂 #SandwichTalksOnly

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged conversation, food, ham, ham sandwich, humor, me, preference, sandwich, talk on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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