Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 25, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDon’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich. People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo. I’m always sad when my sandwich is over. My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich. Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.