Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.
  • Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.
  • I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.
  • Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.
  • Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?
  • People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.