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  • One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.
  • “My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.
  • I need a six-month vacation twice a year.
  • Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
  • Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.
  • If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.