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My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

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Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

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Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

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To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

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I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

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They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

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Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

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Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.