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Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

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The only thing limiting what you can put in a sandwich is your imagination and the laws of physics.

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I’m sorry, being on social media gave you the impression I’m a social person.

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My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

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Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

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Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

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76 shares on Slack this month:

Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

46 shares on Discord this month:

I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

76 shares on Messenger this month:

They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

97 shares on Discord this month:

Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

21 shares on YouTube this month:

I find that age is just a number, and the older you get, the number you get.

74 shares on Twitch this month:

In the coffee shop, booing everyone who orders decaf.

80 shares on TikTok this month:

I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

69 shares on TikTok this month:

I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

11 shares on X this month:

You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

78 shares on Pinterest this month:

Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

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Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

Has anyone seen my invisibility cloak?

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

I just really hope The Weeknd’s real name isn’t Mnday.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

*Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

Gravity called. It’s sick of holding me up.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

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Breaking via Pinterest:

Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

Freshly posted on YouTube:

There’s nothing scarier than sneezing with a full cup of coffee in your hand.

Making waves on Facebook:

Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

Live now on Twitch:

I’m the type of idiot to be loyal during the talking stage.

Spotted on Instagram:

How do you politely tell someone that they ruined your life?

Live now on Slack:

This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

Just landed via YouTube:

Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

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My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

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