Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it. Posted on6 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDon’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do. I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere. When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate. I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.