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  • My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.
  • I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.
  • Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.
  • Santa: “Don’t leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.”
  • Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.
  • Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”