“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have… Commentary:"Dress for the job you want, they said. But nobody warned me about the tutu requirement! 🩰 Guess I'm aiming for Principal Ballerina now? 💃 #CareerGoalsGoneWrong" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly. They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”. They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader. They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable. I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.