“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Dress for the job you want, they said. But nobody warned me about the tutu requirement! ๐ฉฐ Guess I'm aiming for Principal Ballerina now? ๐ #CareerGoalsGoneWrong" Related Funny Posts ๐ค I donโt dress for women. I donโt dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly. They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as โthe stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attireโ. They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader. They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable. I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.