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"Comfort food is like a warm hug for your taste buds, until it decides to give you a bear hug around your waistline! 🍔🙈 Remember, too much comfort can lead to snug pants! 😂"

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The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

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I’m buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual.

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If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

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The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

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The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

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The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

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18 shares on Twitch this month:

I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

71 shares on WeChat this month:

If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

17 shares on TikTok this month:

My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

95 shares on Telegram this month:

Girl, he’s nonchalant because he doesn’t like you. He’s definitely chalanting somewhere else.

79 shares on WeChat this month:

Double chins are better than double faces.

24 shares on Telegram this month:

They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

64 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Does anyone want to fall in love and split rent with me?

84 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

81 shares on Telegram this month:

Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

95 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack.

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Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

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I want to save money, but all I’m saving are memes.

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Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

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Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.

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If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

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Why go to the art museum when I can just stare at you?

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I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot.

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Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

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I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

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Going viral on X:

1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

Just shared via YouTube:

The day your kids stop waking up early on the weekend is the same day your body stops letting you sleep in.

Trending via Facebook:

Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

Breaking via Slack:

I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Maybe making another financially irresponsible decision will fix me.

Spotted on Discord:

Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.

Trending via Twitch:

Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

Going viral on Telegram:

I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

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Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.

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