Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.

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Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

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Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.

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I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.

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I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

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Please don’t buy my book on reverse psychology.

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Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

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Notifications are a reminder that you exist.

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You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.

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Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

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Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.