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You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

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Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

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Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

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I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

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There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

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She’s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.

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I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

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I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

27 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.

57 shares on Twitch this month:

My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

60 shares on Telegram this month:

Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

59 shares on Facebook this month:

Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet.

26 shares on Instagram this month:

I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

30 shares on Instagram this month:

I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

84 shares on Facebook this month:

Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

23 shares on X this month:

Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

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I lied. There’s no sex. Can you help me put this fitted sheet on my mattress?

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The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.

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Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

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All I want I for Christmas is to go to the mall in 1986.

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Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

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I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.

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Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

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Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

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Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

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Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

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Making waves on LinkedIn:

Sometimes I wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river.

Just landed via Slack:

I love when men remind me I’m evil because sometimes I be thinking I’m losing my spark.

Seen just now on Discord:

Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

Going viral on Reddit:

Christmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask “is it in yet?”

Spotted on Instagram:

Asian parents give you unmoanable names so you can focus on your studies.

Going bananas on WeChat:

My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?

Breaking via Pinterest:

Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

Making waves on Telegram:

Things I hate about group work: The group.

Broadcasted on Slack:

I have read the room and decided to be illiterate.

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Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.

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You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

She’s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.

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