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If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

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My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

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I hate when someone on a magazine cover stares at me while I eat.

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All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

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2 months ago

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At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.

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2 months ago

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The only thing that drains faster than my phone battery is my bank account.

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4 months ago

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55 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

97 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

53 shares on Slack this month:

Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

37 shares on Twitch this month:

Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

73 shares on Facebook this month:

I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

44 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Winnie the Pooh had the right idea in this goddam heat. Crop top with his honey pot facing the world.

74 shares on Snapchat this month:

These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

27 shares on X this month:

Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

17 shares on WeChat this month:

Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

88 shares on Discord this month:

Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

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Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

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You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

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She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

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Just call me Mother Nature because I can go from hot to cold in a 24-hour period, too.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

Changing your mind is an underrated activity.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.

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Freshly posted on Messenger:

I don’t have a five-year plan because every two years I realize I need a different life.

Going viral on Messenger:

I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

Making waves on X:

Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.

Just shared via Discord:

I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

Going viral on Slack:

Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Fake laughing at work is exhausting as hell, just leave me alone, bro.

Just shared via Reddit:

I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

Spotted on Discord:

The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

Shared recently on WeChat:

If you’re reading this, drink some water. You’re not a cactus.

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Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.

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If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

I hate when someone on a magazine cover stares at me while I eat.

All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.

The only thing that drains faster than my phone battery is my bank account.

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