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It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

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Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

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Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

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How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

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They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

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“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

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Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down.

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The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

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Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

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Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?