Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.
  • This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.
  • A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.
  • Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.
  • One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.
  • A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.