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"When grandma picks up that wooden spoon, suddenly everyone transforms from a tough gangsta to a scaredy-cat faster than you can say 'spoon magic'! 👵🥄💥"

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Runners who smoke need to pick a side.

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Please be nice to me. I’m in my twenties. Do you know what that does to a person?

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Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

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Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

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Is this art or trash?

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That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

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99 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I need a vacation, but the kind where everyone else leaves, and I have my house to myself for a few days.

61 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

58 shares on Facebook this month:

Each day on Twitter, there is one main character. The goal is to never be it.

78 shares on Twitch this month:

Someone needs to make an app for a Tamagotchi that you keep alive by going offline.

56 shares on Threads this month:

Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

95 shares on Snapchat this month:

We’re all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice.

68 shares on Discord this month:

If someone wants to spend time with you, they’ll let you know. Get rid of those people.

14 shares on Pinterest this month:

Panties is such a weird word. Panties. I can’t say it sexy.

24 shares on Telegram this month:

Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

71 shares on TikTok this month:

What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

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In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

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My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

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Worst thing about cutting off all your hair is you go to work and everyone treats you like Today’s Special Boy.

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I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

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“So, what are your hobbies?” Oh, I can’t afford any.

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Eleven out of ten people are stupid.

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I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

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Me: I have a cut under my fingernail. Universe: Excellent, I will send you an unusually high number of encounters with citrus fruit.

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Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

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People be like “I love your energy” – then drain it.

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Just landed via Reddit:

Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I get all the cardio I need by running out of patience.

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Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

Just landed via Slack:

Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

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I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

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They say white people don’t have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog, and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.

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I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

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When is this robot army coming to take my job?

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Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

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screenshotting people’s close friends and posting it directly to my own story.

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Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

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Runners who smoke need to pick a side.

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Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

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That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

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