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"When grandma picks up that wooden spoon, suddenly everyone transforms from a tough gangsta to a scaredy-cat faster than you can say 'spoon magic'! 👵🥄💥"

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I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

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Not single, not dating, but a secret third thing (quantum entanglement).

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I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

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It’s time for basic human empathy to make a comeback.

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Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

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A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

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God forbid a girl wanna kiss and be kissed.

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Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

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Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

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The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

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Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

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I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.

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Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

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This wouldn’t happen to me if I were a huge dragon.

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Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

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Girl, you gotta try this healing potion. It’s called beer.

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Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

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Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

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If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

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Addicted to bad posture like why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp.

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I’m at the age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off.

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I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

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Normalize saying “better you than me” to people who keep complaining about everything.

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I was googling the best time to visit Italy. It is when you have money.

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Having a crush is so fun, it’s literally just butterflies and delusion.

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Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

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The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

Women only want one thing, and it’s the power to cast men who tell us to smile right into a pit of giant venomous serpents.

As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.

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Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Tuah Kill a Hawkingbird

The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

Women only want one thing, and it’s the power to cast men who tell us to smile right into a pit of giant venomous serpents.

As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.

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