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The worst part about being an adult is that no matter how sad you get, the show must go on.

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My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

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I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

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Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

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My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

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Made the mistake of believing what I was told again.

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My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

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The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

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One of the main reasons to drink tea is because you can say, ‘Let me put the kettle on,’ and stuff like that.

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If I say “with all due respect,” nothing respectful is about to come out of my mouth.

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If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.

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If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.

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I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

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Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

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I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

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I am not “quiet quitting”, I am suffering from third-degree burnout.

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The internet is making people stupid. Not me, though.

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I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

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I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

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Are you mad at me? Have you been mad at me? Will you be mad at me? When will you be mad at me?

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Imagine hearing the ice cream truck music, but at night.

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I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

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The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

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Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

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Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

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If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

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I travel like I’m rich, then eat like I’m broke.

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People say, “Listen to your heart, do the right thing,” like they are the same things.

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Eventually, kids get old enough to see which parent was the problem.

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I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

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They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

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It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

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All I care about is being financially stable and getting sexier.

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I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

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“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

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