Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

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Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

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Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.

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Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

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Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

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The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

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Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

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Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: OMg.

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Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

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I’m already sick of tomorrow.

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The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.