Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis? Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis? 🤔 Maybe sprinkle some self-doubt and a side of philosophical pondering on top? 🤣 Don't let it go to waste, make sure to savor every anxious thought!" Related Funny Posts 🤝 “Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting. I don’t need a midlife crisis. My whole life is a crisis. My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread. Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions? Mid-life crisis? No, no, mid-day crisis. Something happens every day.