Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- “Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.
- My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.
- Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.
- I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.
- If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.
