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Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential cri…

Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential cri…

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"Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis? 🤔 Maybe sprinkle some self-doubt and a side of philosophical pondering on top? 🤣 Don't let it go to waste, make sure to savor every anxious thought!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged absurdity, conversation, crisis, excuse, existential, existential crisis, finish, food, going, humor, irony, me, question, sir on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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